Here’s a fun story: on my last visit to Universal Studios Orlando, I overheard a conversation while in line for Revenge of The Mummy that made me wince. After someone had asked whether or not they had to see The Mummy Returns, the other party said, “Eh, not really.” If I had the chance to … Continue reading The Mummy Returns Is Coming Back To Theaters, And I Noticed A Pattern That’s Too Beautiful To Ignore